I would like to take this time to introduce you to the newest member of my household: Mobi.
She’s cute, right? And she even comes with her own little stand to help her with her posture! But don’t let her looks fool you…she can be a real big pain in the BUTT when she’s ready.
Like when she spontaneously decides not to work…or to work reallllly slooooooowly! Doesn’t she know I have blog posts to write, pictures to upload, facebook pages to update, and really insightful quotes to tweet? I mean, HELLOOO!!
I think she’s suffering from an inflated sense of self..always blinking and -ish like she’s working HARD. Girl,,,who you foolin’? Just because you look good in black doesn’t mean you have the authority to make people’s lives miserable!
And on top of that..she has the audacity to put all of these weird quotas and limits on me during normal waking hours..but then, all of a sudden, she decides to work FULL speed from 12:00am until 8:00am! Doesn’t she know I need to get my beauty sleep? UGH.. What a B! Who does she think she is???!?
On top of everything, she makes me pay her at least $45 dollars a month (sometimes more if I work her too hard!), for her less than stellar services.
I seriously thought about turning her in for something better, but it seems like I’m stuck with her because I don’t have a landline.
Anyway, can’t have it all in life, now can you…?